Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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this is your mind off drugsa friend of mine once worked in a job that required a driver.
his driver for this particular evening was alan, a thoroughly nice bloke in his late sixties. he arrived at my mate's house a little early, so he came in for a cuppa. my friend's brother was there, along with myself and my friend's partner. friend's brother was rolling a joint. alan watched him putting the weed in, rolling and licking the joint, then putting the roach in.
"my, that's a long cigarette," alan remarks. "is it a capstan?"
i know he's never smoked, but still, wtf?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 15:53,
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