Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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Down on the allotment.Some knobhead city folk were boastfully telling all and sundry how they had just moved down this way and were going to be 'self-sufficient'. I blame that twat Hugh Fearlessly Eatsitall for the mass influx of such folk.
I spied them on their little plot when they were about to start planting and took great delight in showing them the right way up to plant their carrot seeds because otherwise they'd grow up out of the ground instead of growing down.
They must've took ages to get that job done. I didn't hang around though, I was laughing like a loon on my way down the pub for a cider.
Gotta love the crackjaws sometimes.
(, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 12:36, 1 reply)
I always plant them upside down as it's easier to harvest them without getting your hands dirty.(
Richard Shitheels, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 12:41,
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