Amazing displays of ignoranceSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "My dad's friend told us there's no such thing as gravity - it's just the weight of air holding us down". Tell us of times you've been floored by abject stupidity. "Whenever I read the Daily Express" is not a valid answer.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:48)
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Another school tale from the enlightened east of LondonOh dear, once upon a time in geography we were dealing with grasslands comparatively in South America, Africa, central and eastern Europe. We were looking at composition and types of grasses. Welshman was yakking on, and got the teacher`s attention, "You, Davies, If we are looking at a green field of grass, can you tell me what we might call any brown we see here?" "PATS? miss". Cue laughter including her.
Clarkie got done in a lesson on the middle east`s political geography , Israel v Palestine " What does PLO stand for?" "Port`o London Orfority?". Mind you he was confused by the term Persian gulf and asked "they play that there then?".
Those 3 events did happen It took 20 minutes to remember the wording of the last,edited after several iterations.
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