People with Stupid NamesThere are hundreds of unfortunate people out there with silly names desparately coping with the evil their parents perpetrated upon them at birth.
So far, I've met a woman called Rusty Tharp, a child health consultant called Peter Files and have the business card for "Fab Boolaky" on my desk.
We'd like you to tell us about the people you've met or work with that have silly, inappropriate or frankly wierd names.
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chthonic, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 10:54)
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My sisterwent to school with Rosie Balls
My dad had a school mate called Andy Dick, and a workmate who called one of his sons Dwayne Payne.
I knew a Bob Cocks.
A kid at school was called Armstrong. Not funny in itself, except he was photographed "relieving himself in a gentleman's way" in the school toilets (a photo which quickly worked its way round the whole school), and in a physics lesson the teacher said "Ah, Armstrong - good name for a wanker, that."
A while ago there was a link, possibly on B3ta to a forum for people wanting to invent "distinctive" names for their children. From this I gained the knowledge that there are two poor fuckers going round with the names "Impala Sedan", and "Pstephen"
(, Thu 26 Aug 2004, 16:29, Reply)
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