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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver asks: Ever given granny a heart attack on her 90th birthday or knocked down the wall between the living room and kitchen by mistake before the wife gets home? Tell us tales of surprises and their fluffy and/or messy endings.

(, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:10)
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Aye.
Eldest, then aged almost 3, observes my exasperation with his younger brother: (whispering) "Daddy, you should say 'fucking hell' to him".
(, Mon 8 Apr 2013, 17:37, 1 reply)
They are always listening, learning and able to copy you at the most embarrassing moments.
And worst of all. In all innocence they will repeat it to the prim and proper lady in the local shop, or important official people at the health centre. And of course they will make nanny fountain tea from her mouth like a garden sprinkler.
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