Potential for man sticking...err...action? Is that the right term?
I'm waiting on payment from a client who've said "we didn't use your design so we don't have to pay you". They've had an invoice sent out, but it's looking like they might just ignore me until I go away. Only problem is I don't have a written contract, so it'd end up being a boring, long and expensive small claims court jobbie that I might not actually win.

After reading through all these, I'm seeing a few more suitable avenues. Let's have some suggestions, bonus points for any that feature nudity, bodily functions or a combination of both.

I am of course hoping it all works itself out fine in the end, with a minimum bum related protesting.

(Current front runner is standing outside with a big sign, but then I am quite boring)
(chuckle_h0und You furnish the pictures, I'll furnish the war, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 23:05, 5 replies)

get it in writing you fucking bell-end
also, sympathy
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 23:24, closed)

I am very much a spazz
In my defense I'm incredibly naive about business, and far too nice for my own good.

Of course I now have a 20 page ninja-style contract.
(chuckle_h0und You furnish the pictures, I'll furnish the war, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 0:17, closed)

Get his e-mail address
Do a google search for guestbook+mugu+guyman and post on any guestbook pages you find, something relevant to the site as they are innocent in this and you will be using their guestbook for your baiting platform. Use the clients e-mail address. In no time at all, less than a day in fact, he will get the first of his Nigerian 419 scammers contact him offering millions of dollars. They are relentless and will bombard him all day and night.
(Beaverman Opulence, I has it., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 23:32, closed)

find out other clients
Try and find out who the other clients are and talk to them. There might be some information you can use - and you will probably find that they have done this before...
(badfox1 wonders who he's played by this episode on, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 1:02, closed)

not sure if it'll help but...
either consumer rights people or citizens advice or any other busines regulation type organisation (forgive my naivety, I've no idea if such a thing exists). Whilst they may not be able to help directly they may keep records of tosspots like him if they regularly do this and it may help citing further examples of their gross moral twatitude. Of course UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES read these and UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES copy any of them or take any inspiration from any of it. If I had time I'd read through them all and highlight the ones which you especially UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES mustn't do.
(tinypod will never learn. Ever., Sat 19 Jun 2010, 8:43, closed)