have THAT, salesman...
I once told a double glazing cold caller that I would LOVE one of their conservatories and could they come round and do a survey etc...
They promised that as a previous customer they would surely be able to do me a 4x4m conservatory for £XXXXX and throw in free roof blinds.
The call went on for ages with the salesman getting more and more happy as I promised to sign up for everything they were selling...
and then I said
" I am really impressed you can do all this to a second-floor flat"

click-buzzzzzzz
( Sallyrsm, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 20:00, 4 replies)

I've had that!
"Can I intrest you in a quote?
"Yeah brilliant blahblahblah... But does is cost extra for second floor?
"mumblemumlefuckingtwatmumble"

I'm still waiting for my conservatory...
( TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Wed 23 Jun 2010, 22:28, closed)

It can be possible though, if you own the flat (or get permission) and have a (big enough) balcony.
My neighbours have converted their 3rd-floor flat's balcony to a conservatory.
(lanternchikk hat eine schwere Bohlenallergie, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 0:59, closed)

That must
look quite silly. Amazed that landlord, planning etc gave the ok.
(sarcastic fringehead feet of clay, buns of steel, head of lettuce, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 8:54, closed)

If this happens again, take it to the bridge, and let the salesman come 'round.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:35, closed)