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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Fed up of muddy footprints through your home?Sprinkle a light layer of topsoil over all your carpets.
(, Wed 30 Apr 2008, 9:56, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
And futhering that ideaWhy not turn your heating up and sprinkle some seeds?
You can get that lovely fresh grass feeling every day, with no danger of that horrible feeling of dogshit between the toes.
Just don't ask me how I know that using a two stroke edge trimmer to do your internal doorways both removes paint and coats the upper parts of the walls in condensed oily twostroke soot.
(, Thu 1 May 2008, 1:16, Reply)
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