Drivers!
The cycle lanes on major routes into Manchester make wonderfully convenient parking spaces.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 14:03, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Ride on the pavement.
It's a lot safer, as pedestrians will generally be too frightened to confront you and will get out of your way.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 17:03, Reply)

Fiesta drivers in same city - beeping and revving to get round four unrelated cyclists on Whitworth Street will in no way make you look a tit when said cyclists catch up at the next set of lights and all simultaneously give you the finger.
(runge got stuck to a vertical surface on:, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 14:39, Reply)

True
works in all cities.
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 11:02, Reply)