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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Not losing your shit.Attach your wallet to a strong bit of kite string, and attach the other end a mini-karabiner. Do the same with your keys on another bit of string, and attach them to your trouser belt loops before going out anywhere.
Now you're less likely to leave your important bits and pieces on the table or the floor when you're insensibly drunk, and less likely to get pickpocketed (unless the pickpocket has scissors, the dastard).
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owensanity, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 14:20,
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12 years ago)
True enough...but I can't help being a little disappointed.
As your tip was entitled "Not losing your shit" I was hoping for a nugget of wisdom for the fecally retentive.
In order to make your tip more appropriate to the title I have applied your advice, then shat on my wallet.
(, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 15:50, Reply)
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