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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Save loads of money1) Save money on travel insurance by not travelling.
2) Save £££ on champagne by buying Lambrini. Nobody can tell the difference.
3) Save millions by not buying a private yacht.
4) Old people - save money on water bills by washing yourself in your own piss. You'll still smell exactly the same as if you'd used normal water.
5) Shit into a sheet of paper from one of the free newspapers and wrap it up and throw it over the wall to save on your water bill. Or if you have pets feed them your excrement. Dogs and cats have tough stomachs and love that sort of thing.
(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 14:33, Reply)
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