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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Convince millionsof people that you are doing them a favour by temporarily dropping VAT by 2.5% but raising fags, booze and vroom juice by the same amount.
A few months later raise the VAT back up to 17.5% BUT leave the extra on fags, booze and juice!
Voila! A sneaky rise on the things people buy a lot of, whilst at the same time claiming to be helping people!
(of course, with haulage firms being only able to claim back 15% of their vroom juice, you've effectively made their journeys 2.5% more expensive too, so shops will charge more and you claim the extra in sales taxes, nice! Plus taxi firms will increase prices, and thus killing off even more of the dwindling pub trade and keeping more proles at home watching BBC propaganda - double whammy!)
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:20, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Sorry.........perhaps choosing today to give up smoking wasn't the good idea I thought it was.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:26, Reply)
SorryNo need to be sorry, loved it :)
I am interested in your ideas and wonder where i can subscribe to your newsletter.
Oh, here it is *click*
(, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 8:02, Reply)
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