Several years before I was born....
.....my dad woke up in the dentist from a general anasthetic to find the dentist still pulling on a tooth, with one foot on the chair and another on my dad's chest. The nurse at this point was holding his head down by swinging on it from behind.

Of course, my dad followed the correct medical procedure at this point and knocked the errant oral operator out.

Thankfully, the was no need to call the police - as my dad was still in uniform at the time, so the dentist merely considered himself lucky to have it left at that (this was in the early 70's, when policing was a little less...... politically sensitive, and sticking someone in an interview room with a couple of big german sheperds was still a recommended way to get a confession).
(NoveltyCondomHead Clanks Wams., Wed 6 May 2009, 15:50, Reply)