One day, i went TOO far
In B&Q. I bought this electric plane, for shaving a bit off of the bottom of a door...it was about £60 and i only needed it for a few minutes work. So i planed the bottom of the door and enjoyed using it so much, i planed a whole load of other things...

I then took it back and the guy opened it all up and all this sawdust floated out and he turned it upside down and looked at the blade on the bottom that was totally chibbed, and had obviously been used.

he says he can't refund me, I say he should. After many long minutes he fetches the manager...by this time i am flustered and twitchy..the manager comes over, gives me the refund and tells me to fuck off.

I did.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 17:12, Reply)