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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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aspiring musiciansIf you're trying out for a band, and they ask you why you want to be in a band, it's usually OK to grin and say that basically you want to have sex with the fans. But this is unlikely to get you into the Wiggles.
EDIT also, it doesn't work if you want to be in Morrissey's backing band. No one wants to have sex with a Morrissey fan.
(, Sat 23 Dec 2006, 8:04, Reply)
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