Not that B3tans would know much about manual labor
...what with fucking off on the computer for hours on end, but if you've been working with concrete, the best way to keep your hands from drying up and looking like a scaly old OAP's grizzled hands is to wash them with vinegar after. The acidity in the vinegar counters the alkilinty of the concrete and leaves your hands soft enough that your lady won't think a lizard's trying to feel her up.
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 13:15, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

Does this work
for softcocks like us who *haven't* been working with concrete?

*finds another use for apple cider vinegar*
(Emily Bruce-Dickinson http://jovialfellow.blogspot.com/, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 3:04, Reply)