I thrive on little details like this.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:58, 1 reply)

to fair, even a 30 year old spaghetti jar and a budgie that's been dead for 20 years are more interesting than the usual
sweaty internet virgin upset on the internet no youn no YOUN haha dun trolled a troll lol upset
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 10:11, closed)

Counting down the seconds until one of the usuals posts
"^ upset ^"
(Guy Debord cette mauvaise réputation..., Tue 4 Mar 2014, 10:21, closed)

Settle down, who rustled your jimmies?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 10:43, closed)

You should've kept the spaghetti jar to bury it in.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 10:23, closed)

nah, that's what biscuit tins are for
unless you're my friend peter, and you don't bother.

and your cat digs it up 2 days later and brings it back in.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 10:28, closed)

I used to bury my neighbour's cat's kills,
which would invariably be dug up and devoured by a fox, the following evening.
Foxes are much better than cats.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 11:23, closed)

Without legislation though,
cats are much better at avoiding being savaged by packs of posh hounds.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 13:46, closed)

Well
you got that right.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 1:19, closed)