Surprise lorry driver
I often had to walk thru a car park whilst living in York and returning from the pub, this particular car park was much used by lorry drivers in need of a place to park and kip, and I was muchly surprised one summer eve by a rather wobbly chap standing completely nude but for flip-flops, facing me with his cock in his hand.

Somewhat lost in the surrealness of this scenario for a moment I stopped dead, we exchanged awkward greetings and he explained with a smile 'Need a piss...' and waved said appendage at me by way of demonstrative explanation, it made a quite disturbing wet slappy sound as he flapped it about, which drew my eyes to a cock that to this day I like to pretend must have been a semi-on.

I continued walking with much wider eyes and a rather more sober gait than before as a sound like a pissing horse began behind me...
( ..wil, Sat 30 May 2009, 12:28, 1 reply)

Some people have no standards
As a wagon driver myself, I consider there are 2 acceptable ways to use the facilities: keep a 4 pint empty milk jug in the cab, and use that (winter option) or put yer fuckin kecks on and go in the bushes.
(all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Sat 30 May 2009, 15:05, closed)