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There you are minding your own business, looking neither to the left, nor to the right, when suddenly... SURPRISE TODGER!

Tell us just how un-erotic unexpected encounters with nudey people can be.

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(, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:32)
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Nekkid woman
My ex-stepmother is far too worthy, self-righteous and power-happy to do anything other than make an utter fool of herself in absolutely everything she does. She is also so egotistical she is prone to create rather disturbing, bordering on the abusive, but ultimately in hindsight terrifically funny scenes like that detailed below, as a result:

When I was about 14, I'd got to the stage that I was decorating my room and generally turning into a bit of a punk/goth, so there were a lot of drapes and "arty" pictures in my room.

My wardrobe door was a bit tatty, so one day when I passed a shop selling long, thin posters, I decided to get one to cover it.

The one I chose was of a topless woman standing by a deep red velvet curtain, holding a black rose, by a white marble plinth thing (I make no apology - I was 14 - full of poetry and wobbly-voiced sincerity).

I put it up and that was that.

That evening my stepmother knocked on my door, opened it a crack, and told me "Vagabond - I don't like your poster. It's demeaning to women so I want you to take it down and throw it away."

She'd obviously planned this, as I played straight into her hands.

"It's only a naked woman - it's nothing to be ashamed of."

"Oh YEAH?!" she replied "Well if you want to see what a naked woman looks like, HERE IT IS!" and she burst in, in her birthday suit.

She danced around the room several times, tore down my poster, tore it into little pieces, threw the little pieces all over the room, and ran out.
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:57, closed)
Haha, Fuck!

(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:18, closed)
Then you had a wank?
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:28, closed)
Of course.
I was 14 - opportunities like that are few and far between!
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:29, closed)
purely because of that reply

(and yeah, good story)
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:00, closed)
So if I find that poster and stick it up in my room... your mum gonna run in and do a naked lap?

Or my mum 0_o?
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:54, closed)
It was my STEP mum
My biological mother is normal, sensible, calm and cool.

And to be honest, I wouldn't wish my stepmother on anyone unless I didn't like them.
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:57, closed)
your stepmother was a real... what do you call that?!?!?!!
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:38, closed)
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