I have an up skirt fetish’s dream job
I personally believe that people should dress appropriately for what they are doing that day. If you are going to an amusement park it might be a good idea to wear walking shoes. If you are going boating a pair of sunglasses is probably a good idea. If you are a woman, wearing a sundress while trying out mattresses is not a good idea.

Now for the most part I try to be professional. I walk behind the headboard, I avert my gaze when they are getting on and off of beds, and in case of mini skirts I offer a bed sheet, “for modesty purposes.”

The worst instance of this happened late on a Sunday. I was one bed away from hitting my sales goal and in walked what would probably be my last opportunity of the day. It was a family and they were looking for a full size mattress for their overgrown early developing 14 year old daughter, make up caked on with bright red lipstick, wearing a tube top with a bare midriff, and a criminally short denim mini skirt. As I looked at her I could feel her father glaring at me. She probably attracted a great deal of male attention much to his chagrin, but he’s the one who let her out of the house dressed like a mid priced hooker. I greet them and jump into my schtick. I ask the girl how she sleeps. The father snorts, “What’s it matter to you how she sleeps?” I explained that I was merely asking to help guide them to the mattress that would decide the best support to her. I invited her to lie down on one of our more economical pillow tops.

Due to her attire and the fact that she dragged her feet when she walked, I knew an up skirt shot was inevitable. As she lied down I walked to the head of the bed, counted 10 Mississippi, then sloooowly turned my head back around. I didn’t mean to but the first thing I saw when I turned around was her cheetah print panties, with her hairy left beef curtain hanging out. I immediately diverted my gaze and found my self looking at her furious father. They were out the door less than 30 seconds after that.
(anotherlogan and the whit he shites, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 3:38, 3 replies)

upskirt fetish
AND you get them into bed every time! Good job you.

That being said, are you sure she didn't look more like a low priced hooker rather than mid-priced?
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 4:50, closed)

I suppose a high-priced hooker
wouldn't look like a prostitute at all.

So saying "you look like an expensive prostitute" shouldn't have upset my Mum as much as it did.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 5:42, closed)

Mid priced due to age
The underage hookers out here are usualy more expensive than a whore of legal age regardless of looks.

(grabs coat)
(anotherlogan and the whit he shites, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 0:45, closed)