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There you are minding your own business, looking neither to the left, nor to the right, when suddenly... SURPRISE TODGER!

Tell us just how un-erotic unexpected encounters with nudey people can be.

(suggested by wanderingjoe)

(, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:32)
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Little Bastard!
A few years ago my little sister (17) was shacked up with a 29 year old crack head, no job just the scum of the earth. They were together about 6 months before I found out what he was really like.

One Sunday afternoon I took an unexpected trip to my Mum's house and found that the front door had been kicked in. After a load of crying from my sister I'd found out that he'd kick the shit out of her and then booted her out of the house with no top on. After my sister had got back to my mums he turned up pist and kicked the door in. After a while of her begging me not to do anything I had a drive over to his house. Was in two minds to knock, but ended up booting the fucker off its hinges. He came running to the top of the stairs in just a towl and I saw red, grabbed the little fucker pulled him outside and began to pan the shit out of him whilst he was bollock naked.

Not a very funny story but....
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:51, 5 replies)
he got
exactly what he deserved if you ask me.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:55, closed)

+in my honda accord
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:01, closed)
Oh yes
please accept a click for being a good big brother.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:01, closed)
Have a click
For great justice.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:35, closed)
Not funny
but eminently well done! clicky.
(, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 22:13, closed)

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