I was once haunted
by a pair of ghostly boots, a pair of spectral trainers, and a pair of slippers from the Other Side. They would walk about and keep me awake at night.

I didn't believe it at first, but when I brought in a priest to exorcise them, and he explained to me that footwear can indeed "cross over" and have a life after death.

You see, it turns out that shoes have soles...
( Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 13:46, 6 replies)

*click*
Nice.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 13:47, closed)

I read that as
"Ghostly boobs" at first.
Nice punnage
(Pretty strangers and promises, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 13:54, closed)

You watch Red Dwarf
One of the funniest jokes I have seen in that show.
(quagarr, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 14:03, closed)

^^ what he said
*spang*
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 16:48, closed)

^^^ Indeed I do
But as you say it was one of the best jokes, and it's about ghosts, so it stands repeating.

IMO, it was second only to the one described by Holly as "April, May, June, July and August Fool"... you know the one I mean.
( Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 17:19, closed)

holly's queeg joke was indeed the best.
but the other joke wasn't about ghosts, it was about petersen's shoes that were fed up of taking him from his flat to the pub and back again, so they stole a car and crashed it.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 22:01, closed)