Starting something you couldn't finishFinnbar says: I used to know a guy who tattooed LOVE across his left knuckles, but didn't tattoo HATE on the other knuckles because he was right-handed and realised he couldn't finish. Ever run out of skills or inspiration halfway through a job?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:32)
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Ha!Something similar happened to me. The car pulled in front and screeched to a halt. The door opens, one leg appears then a huge arm wraps around the roof of the car while this man mountain levers himself out. Honestly, it was more like somebody struggling out of a tight fitting jumper than getting out of a car.
He looked me up and down, slams a fist the size of a small dog into his sausage fingered open palm, making a sound like a shotgun going off. He then pointed at me and grinned. Not a nice to meet you grin, more a this is going to be fun grin.
At which point I made my excuses and left. We both knew he'd made his point.
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:30,
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