My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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M1 madnessFriend of mine was driving back to her parent’s house from uni, having been out the night before on a massive end of year piss up. Halfway down the M1, she starts feeling hugely vomitous, but as she’s doing 85mph in the outside lane, doesn’t have much choice but to gingerly goff into her lap whilst trying not to crash.
She pulls into the next services, changes clothes and drinks two pints of milk. Ten minutes and several miles later, the urge to blow chunks return and this time she coats herself in natural yoghurt.
After the next services, another change of clothes, a carton of orange juice and another ten miles on the clock, she spoils another set of clothes with a citrus milkshake. But at least that seems to have purged her system.
Needless to say, her parents had some serious questions when the contents of the laundry bag were revealed...
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Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 23:33,
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