My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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"Spicy Tomato"Not beer, related ;
I was at a beer festival near Chichester when one of my (so called) mates , knowing my love of spicy food, offered me a pickled onion. Smelling a rat, I ate an insanely hot onion which had been pickled in chilli, without so much as blinking. With a fair crowd of people watching, he then offered me a pickled 'tomato', which was downed in two bites. The problem was - it wasn't a tomato at all... it was a Scotch Bonnet - the second hottest chilli in the world.
Even after drinking 4-pints of milk (pretty hardcore for a CAMRA festival...) my mouth and throat where still on fire and about an hour later I started to feel very unwell.
I was voming pretty much non-stop for the next 8-hours, just having enough time to drink glasses of water in time to throw them back up.
I swear I did not have a 'normal' shit for 6-months.
Cunts.
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Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 2:45,
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