Not me, cos I haven't puked in 16 years!
My ex husband isn't much of a drinker - he has maybe one beer a month, and hardly ever touches hard liquor.
When we first moved in together, we had a party so our best friends could meet each other and he decided to play bartender.
Now, I like a drink and so do our friends and the ex decided he'd join in the merriment. Except while he was mixing drinks for us all, he was also taking nips of tequila while we weren't looking. He got absolutely fucking hammered.

I took one look at him and informed if I wasn't sharing the bed with him, knowing full well what the consequences would be.
He splattered the entire bathroom with green vomit (drinking some melon drink) before passing out on the floor.

Being emetophobic, I spent half the night outside while he chundered his guts up time and time and time and time again.

I had to pee on the patio!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 20:05, Reply)