My darling girlfriend
Has drunkenly vomited in my bed on two occasions.

The second time was particularly annoying, as I could tell she was about to chuck up at least a minute or so before she actually did, and hence advised her to go into the bathroom if she felt she was going to be sick. Of course she ignored my advice, insisting she was fine, and hey presto 60 seconds later we have an eruption of vomit covering my bed sheet, duvet and pillows and 3 o clock in the fucking morning. Really had to bite my tongue till the morning over that one (attempting to tell off a drunk person is without a doubt the most pointless exercise there is).


I do love her.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 14:32, Reply)