That damn indestructable indigestable sweetcorn
I havnt thrown up in ages.
Now I can throw up at the drop of a hat
( ex bulimic, gag reflex finely tuned, lean forward, open mouth and out it comes in a straight forward fuss free arc, no throat jiggling required )
Lunch today was home made lamb stew left over from dinner last night.
Nuked into submission and duly eaten.
A while later I feel just a little bit queasy.
As I'm about to go out I think it may be prudent to go to the loo first.
Dear Gods, that was deeply unpleasant.
As I stand to flush the loo my stomach lurches and I flip round to be in the prime position for a technicolour yawn.
Yack up lamb stew, stop for a while, then the ribena I had at breakfast flows out, funny how it separates.
Blow my nose, ( does anyone else feel the urgent need to blow their nose copiously after throwing up? )
Then brush my teeth.
And the heaves start again.
So I'm standing with my hands gripping the loo seat and thinking 'ooh this one for the QOTW' while wondering why there is sweetcorn in the loo.
I had a pizza with sweetcorn topping on saturday night.
WTF was sweetcorn still doing sat in my gut 3 days later?
I'm sure everything else had passed through.
Not that I looked that closely ;)
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 23:27, 4 replies)

Oh, the sweetcorn...
It's like the terminator - it rebuilds itself in your stomach. Evil, evil stuff...
( snee held his breath since, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:49, closed)

ive noticed now
That sweetcorn features a lot this week.
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 23:39, closed)

Technicolour Yawn ~ Click
you volcabulary is sick blood
(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:51, closed)

Thanks
Cant take credit for the phrase, it came from somewhere ive forgotten
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 23:40, closed)