The Dark Room
Back when i was with the harpy ex - bitch Girlfriend, we used to break up and get back together faster than a hyperactive person on speed (making up sex was always good.)
The Lady decided that to put spice back into our love life we should go to swinging partys which involved going to a big mansion somewhere paying between 20 and 80 squid for the pleasure and sit around with people who looked like judges and their wives in skimpy clothing.

One room they had was the Dark room where you got jiggy with your lady on a big matress where other people were getting jiggy and then try and swap with them and me usually ending up with some biffer that i was too drunk to fight off.
One time i managed to get a rather lovely blond lady around 20ish and we were going at it hammer and tongs until i realise there is a small torch light on us, so i look to the doorway and there is a bloody great camera filming us "errr" i say prodding the lovely angel on top "oh no worries" says she "thats just my boyfriend filming something for us to have fun with later." I not really liking the thought of some bloke fwapping over me on film
jump up and the girl who was on me falls into a pile of bodies getting funky, i grab the camera race to the toilet and flush water over it, the boyfriend getting irate with me gets one of the gorillaz (scarred and very big) providing security to throw me and my girlfriend out into the street with my clothes thrown out of the windows at me, so i get the car started and lob a brick through the window and peg it.

We broke up shortly after .
No appologies for length but she was gorgeous.
( Trollman, Fri 12 Oct 2007, 14:16, Reply)