My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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wanking a sweat upnot me but;
mates sisters mate finsihed at gym and left bag behind. they went out for a drink, and in that time mate rooted thru gym bag and took out a pair of dirty drawers and started sniffing. he then put them in the microwave for 5 seconds to get more odour out, started sniffing them while wanking, then at his door was his sisters mate, looking horrified, then took the knickers out of his hand muttering something about them being hers................
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 10:25, Reply)
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