My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Hallway Hooker Spunk FestMy girlfriend is an Environmental Health Officer, working in direct response dealing with housing. THis largely involves going around a certain north london borough telling the degenerate scum that she cannot get them e new house.
Anyhow, one day she gets this call from a guy in a block of flats, saying that there are all these wierd marks up the wall in the hallway, and did she know if anything could be done about it (people are always paranoid its damp or something).
So, she goes round there, and it transpires, through watching the CCTV tapes from the hallway, that the downstairs occupant was a hooker, who seemed to specialise in wanking men off in the hallway and depositing their jizz on the wall.
I don't think there's a procedure or anything that the council can do about this howver though.
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Liquid Crystal, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 12:34,
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