Unfathomable decision making
Some twenty years ago whilst basking in the glow of the lowliest salary on earth (but a salary nonetheless) I managed to persuade three of my mates that we should go out to our regular Chinese and see if we could spend £100...on food only...per head! I should point out that whilst perfectly serviceable this was not a 'fancy' Chinese. The evening commenced with a good five minutes worth of note taking by the waiter who shortly after delivered an 'extra' table as ours couldn't fit all of the dishes on it. We were stuffed by the end of the starters but nothing if not determined ploughed on into the main courses accompanied by a deluge of vino and beer (not included in the £100 target remember). Two of our party made their way to the toilets for a tactical chunder to leave space for desserts and the obligatory spirits and cigar combo. Along the way we even had time to make a really blatant pass at a waitress and persuade them to let us steal the chopsticks rests.

Now if any of you can tell me why we thought this was a good idea for four lads of limited means when £15 could have fed all of us quite satisfactorily, answers on a postcard please!
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Tue 5 Oct 2010, 8:19, 5 replies)

You
May like a tv programme on one of the cable channels called Man Vs Food. This guy goes around the states going to diners and taking part in their eating competitions, some of the shit that guy gets through is mind bending but strangely watchable.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:42, closed)

Sounds like
the sort of crazy shit I used to be back in the day! Mind you that might explain why I was fourteen and a half stone back then!!!!!!! I will see if I can track it down. Thanks
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:09, closed)

No worries
Hope you find it, It's a bit random but i think it's on the travel channel -

www.travelchannel.com/TV_Shows/Man_V_Food
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 9:56, closed)

I salute you !
For the whole pointlessnes of the event. You can dine out on this tale for years.
(Bitter and Twisted, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 23:28, closed)

Cue cymbal crash

( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Wed 6 Oct 2010, 14:41, closed)