The B3TA Detective AgencyUniversalpsykopath tugs our coat and says: Tell us about your feats of deduction and the little mysteries you've solved. Alternatively, tell us about the simple, everyday things that mystified you for far too long.
(
Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:52)
« Go Back
why do I have two daddies?When everyone else in my class has a daddy and a mummy?
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:03, 2 replies)
sit down son, I have somthing to explain to you....the reason you have 2 daddies is because you were an accident.... we both DP'd some random drunk bird at a party (she was a right goer, taking it in every hole!) and as a result, she didn't know who was the father, so she gave you to both of us and made it quite clear she wanted nothing further to do with you
it also explains why you're ginger and neither of us are.... yes son, your mum was thankful for the attention
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:49, closed)
:(
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:58, closed)
« Go Back