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Attending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in-fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.

Tell us your wedding stories.

(, Thu 14 Jul 2005, 15:19)
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I've done my share of wedding videos so I've seen many, many speeches in my time!

My absolute favourite was the time the Groom said "I'd now like to call upon the Father of the Bride to say a few words". The old geezer stood up and, in a loud, terribly-pleased-with-himself voice, said "A few words!".

The silence was deafening.
(, Thu 14 Jul 2005, 18:50, Reply)

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