WeddingsAttending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in-fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
Tell us your wedding stories.
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chthonic, Thu 14 Jul 2005, 15:19)
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When I was four, I was a pageboyand very upset I missed the bit where everybody threw their hats in the air. I had been looking forward to that.
So I lobbed my top hat at the groom's shin.
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Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 21:35,
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