WeddingsAttending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in-fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
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chthonic, Thu 14 Jul 2005, 15:19)
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Make it end.I know a man who at his own wedding gave a little speech towards the end of the reception thanking everyone involved in the organisation of the day, both sets of parents, his new wife, etc. A very nice speech unitl he ended with the immortal line...
"I've had a great day...but this wasn't it."
He then spent the rest of the evening shouting "Make it end!"
Why do people spend some much time planning weddings down to the smallest detail. Spending thousands of pounds on "the most perfect day of their lives". Then pour as much free booze in to people as possible. Really, what are they expecting?
(, Wed 20 Jul 2005, 10:12, Reply)
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