I met a weirdo on the interwebNow, I've met lots of nice people on the internet - but it's the weird ones that stick in your mind. Such as the guy who borrowed a film off me in Cambridge and turned out to be so smelly, so hairy, so nervous and, well, so downright needy that I've never bothered getting it back.
Tell us about the strange people you've met on the internet.
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chthonic, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:31)
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i met this girlyea i knkow, when i was 16, she was 18. i met her on the freeserve chatrooms before they followed the msn ways and closed doors. She was called emma, from the north of wales, and was apparently in love with me. I was still sexually inexperienced at the time, and when she asked if she could come stay (after many an hour chatting on the dog and bone i might add), i was more than happy. For some reason, my parents had no problem at all with this 18 year old "hottie" (her self description, twas the days before webcans were a fiver in the bargain bin at pc world) coming to stay. Eventually when she came to saty, it became apparent, that as i saw this ...thing... escape from the train , that she was not a "hottie" nor was she a size 12, nor did she have blonde ringlets and big blue eyes. She was meant to stay for a week, I sent her home after a day. Pushed her on the train myself infact. I still have nightmares. And yes, i slept with her. I was 16, still a virgin, and had sex on a plate, who would say no?
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chef losing more hair on a daily basis since, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 19:08,
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