Your Weirdest TeacherThe strangest teacher at my school used to practice his lessons at night. We'd watch through the classroom windows as he did his entire lesson, complete with questions to the class and telling off misbehaving students.
Were your teachers as strange? Of course they were...
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chthonic, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 13:43)
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not quite a teacher butimagine, if you will, a primary school, where a hundred children between seven and eleven years old look out across a large lawn. on this lawn, we witness a bloody fight between a cat and three pigeons. eventually the pigeons manage to see the cat off, but one is mortally wounded. The caretaker is called in to deal with the unfolding carnage, and comes out with a sack to put the pigeon in while the RSPCA are called. He puts the pigeon into his sack and retreats to his caretaker hut, returning with a spade a few minutes later. despite shouts from my class teacher, he proceeds to bring the spade down on the sack. repeatedly. it went a bit red. said the girls "urgh!". Said the boys "cool!".
said the headmaster "you're sacked."
(, Sat 12 Nov 2005, 3:50, Reply)
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