My Old Math Teacher
Mrs Russell, my high school math teacher had these three moles on her left cheek like fucking Lemmy. She had shocking white hair and long terrifying fingers, and always drank herbal tea, because it supposedly helped with her narcolepsy.
So anyway the story goes that apparently she'd fallen asleep in the class prior to the one I had with her, and as a usual act of defiance against her I left my baseball cap on as the lesson started. However it was hard to keep a straight face when she was ordering me to remove this cap whilst wearing a nice little 'connect the dots' style byro mark between her three moles (complete with smiley face in the middle). she checked in her little pocket mirror and stormed from the classroom, while my classmates and I were left laughing almost as hard as the time Mr Williams the gym teachers shorts fell round his ankles during athletics.
( Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 14 Nov 2005, 5:19, Reply)