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This is a question Why should you be fired from your job?

I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.

Why, then, should you be fired from your job?

(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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Maybe not a sackable offence, but...
In my old job, I used to help design and write the company catalogue, in which we sold computer games, DVDs, PC bits etc.

Anyway, after five years I'd finally had enough and decided I wanted a little going away present. I spent my entire last day sneaking pictures of David Hasselhoff into the magazine and on the company website (some of which weren't found for months) and posted a link to gun crime stats off of our BB Guns page.

My boss WAS a really big twat.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 11:52, Reply)

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