My goodness Phantom
If you are so busy being employed and having such a nice family, why are you still caring about this post at 1.34am ?
I cant help it that you love me so much, its flattering but I'm sorry I cannot return the feelings back towards you. You're just not my type.
(Miggyman, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 8:13, 2 replies)

Your dastardly plan to look like a dickhead online has been entirely successful
Have a woo!
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 8:26, closed)

Of course I'm not your type - I'm a grownup. Your tastes run more towards the morally-bankrupt.

Nice rejoinder, by the way... if all else fails (and at this stage, I think we can both agree that it has - repeatedly and spectacularly), you can always undermine any argument, however solid it may be, by noting the time at which it was posted. As it happens, I'm not that busy at 1.34am - I have neither to work nor entertain my child, so I'm free to point at you and laugh to my heart's content.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:24, closed)

That story isnt true
You keep linking to it, because its morally wrong. But I made the whole thing up for attention. Just like I posted the above for attention.
(Miggyman, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 12:43, closed)

Even if I believed that you'd conveniently made up every tawdry little detail of your posting history - in what possible way do you imagine lying on the internet, garnering the attention of strangers to fill the lonely void in your miserable existence makes you look less of a sad-sack? Is this an important part of your ostensibly magnificent life, of which I'm supposed to be so heart-wrenchingly envious?
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:07, closed)