Wank!
I used to get the bus to work every day, so I got to know the people that hung around bus stops. There were two sorts, people wanting to travel on a bus and nutters.

One of the nutters was intensely attracted to the daughter of the owner of the chip shop located near the bus stop. Over the course of a few months I watched the relationship blossom. For a couple of weeks he’d go in the chip shop and exchange a few words…he was soon banned from entering the establishment. So he pleasured himself by staring intently at his true love through the shop window, or to be more accurate, he pleasured himself by masturbating while staring at her.

I personally saw him being arrested 3-4 times, but as he was an actual nutter I’m not sure if he ever went to court. And the thing is, the target of his illegal masturbatory behavior was as ugly as sin. Grossly overweight, very strong features, big black mustache. But one look at her and this guy was in heaven. I think there’s a lesson for us all there.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 19 Feb 2008, 9:33, 4 replies)

Is the lesson....
....if you're going to bang one out over the chip shop girl, do it in private?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 9:45, closed)

Was it...
... something to do with a battered sausage?
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 9:48, closed)

I like to think the lesson is...
there's someone for everyone, may not be that the person for you is the one you want, but they're still there, waiting, and wanking...

or maybe if you feed them, they will cum!
(It'sLikeHerdingCats, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 10:30, closed)

I think the lesson is
You're more likely to be grossly overweight if your dad owns a chip shop.
(pharmatron Death or Scunthorpe? CHOOSE!!, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 10:55, closed)