I witnessed a crimeFreddy Woo writes, "A group of us once staggered home so insensible with drink that we failed to notice someone being killed and buried in a shallow grave not more than 50 yards away. A crime unsolved to this day."
Have you witnessed a crime and done bugger all about it? Or are you a have-a-go hero?
Whatever. Tell us about it...
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OwlsSo everyone knows about owls, they can turn their heads a whole two hundred and seventy degrees, and have enormous eyes. Well this owl only had one eye...
And he was a lonely owl. As much as he hooted for a mate, he got no reply. This let him into a bizarre madness - he was constantly trying to improve his home, that splendid little hole in a tree. An owl's home is his castle, after all.
But one time, as he was regurgitating a pellet after a particularly bony shrew, he choked. And what a choke!
"RACK! TACK! CRACK! CACK!"
Yes, that's correct;
Eye "tu-whit" nest "ack-rhyme"
Be gentle, it's my first time.
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fuck me.....that's bad.
Finger hovers over the 'ignore', but, ah, it made me cringe in a good way.
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First time?I hope it's your LAST with the pun. Ugh.
Creative, but ugh...puns...
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Citadel Because the world needs less morons, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 22:19,
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Quickly!Get the stake up, prepare the kindling, get some sturdy rope! Bring me my deckchair!
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as far as first times gothat was a cracker :o)
KEEP IT UP
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) decunted the apostrophe from its fuck, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 23:59,
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That...was a hoot...
/coat
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Davros' Granddad Church of B3ta (QOTW denomination), Wed 20 Feb 2008, 0:16,
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...Three days a b3tan and punning already... What happened to newbie earnestness?
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Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 10:14,
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