How to fuck your life up in a failure of staggeringly epic proportion
A guy I went to college with met a girl and eventually got married. After a while he thought it would be a good idea to introduce his brother-in-law to porn.

Edit: The punchline is that his brother-in-law wasn't quite 15 and the guy got 4 years for it combined with the fact that he skipped bail. I thought it best to remove all the details because I heard that there was a gagging order and I aren't getting done for contempt of court for posting about it on here.
( sandettie light vessel automatic My blog: scandinavianforvalue.wordpress.com/, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:21, closed)

if you're 14
and you can't discover porn by yourself, there's something wrong with you
( MeekMan Trying to reinvent the toaster since, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:30, closed)

Usually under hedgerows and the like.
I don't think I ever encountered any porn until exceedingly late. In fact I think the first time I ever saw a naked female was when I started going out with Mrs Sandettie when I'd just turned 17.
( sandettie light vessel automatic My blog: scandinavianforvalue.wordpress.com/, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:35, closed)

8-|
Wow. I was almost bored of the female form by 17. 5 years of uninterrupted staring will do that to you...

And by "that" I mean "create a thickening sheild of erotic numbness around your brain until you have to start doing things with battery powered objects to get off"
( MeekMan Trying to reinvent the toaster since, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:40, closed)

Lunchtime LOLs
which brought on a coughing fit as I decided to drown on a tuna sandwich.
( sandettie light vessel automatic My blog: scandinavianforvalue.wordpress.com/, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:56, closed)

Fnar!!

(Sir Clitherington Smythe offers him yourself., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:24, closed)

introduce him
as a consumer, or as a member of the industry?
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:48, closed)

Haha
Can tell you're an expert from the fact the word "introducing" has pornographic connotations for you now!

I suspect as a consumer was what he meant.
( JebediahSpringfield, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:22, closed)

Well, no,
"I introduced my own brother to prostitution" could mean either couldn't it?
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 2:30, closed)