I said it before but Michael Buble
is just a cunt.

Oh, you want more?

He's a sycophantic, boring dirge-monger who shits out the most monotonous drivel known to man or beast about 3 times a fucking month, which is exactly the same as his last offering of dried out jizz. Oh and he steals bridges from the fucking Beatles.

He makes middle aged women drip like a fucked fridge because his mediocre good looks combined with his utterly, utterly banal music seems to do something to them that HRT cannot unlock.

The cunt.
( Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Sat 1 Jan 2011, 20:59, 5 replies)

He is awful. So dull it's painful.
The spouse used to have a co-worker who would play one of his monotonous, blandtastic albums at work. Even he, who rarely hates anything with sincere vigor, threatened to destroy the CD if it didn't stop -- and this is the same man who didn't complain when I bought a John Barrowman CD (for laughs, admittedly).
(louveciennes , Volvospotter, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:15, closed)

"for laughs"
right.
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:49, closed)

It was him covering Cole Porter
And I do like Cole Porter, plus it was a contender for Gayest Album in the World (and I do mean that in the sense of 'most gay in once place', not an insult like the kiddies use it these days), though it lost to the Smiths single of 'The Boy with the Thorn in His Side' with the cover photo of Truman Capote photographed by Cecil Beaton (yes, we had an actual contest; no, we don't get out much these days).
(louveciennes , Volvospotter, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 18:47, closed)

He is shite, but...
The phrase you're looking for is "Menopause Magnet"
(SCar, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 5:59, closed)

Luckily for me,
My HRT works a treat and I listen to Cannibal Corpse and Deicide for fun. Mind you I have a massive crush on the Lead singer of Enslaved, despite being a massive, massive Dyke!

Love the dripping fridge line, just awesome...
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 17:01, closed)