ever had sex with a wooden board?
cos i reckon i know roughly what it was like.

ladies, lying flat still and demanding "harder" the whole time while providing absolutely NO encouragement whatsoever isn't helping anyone.

furthermore, me saying i like something does not mean "do it every single time until i tell you to stop, at which point you burst into tears"


virgins - avoid them.
(court escaper, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:45, closed)