Never ask a guy to drink and fuck
During a sexually barren few months after dumping my girlfriend, I changed jobs and was immediately smitten with the boss's fit secretary. Even better, after a couple of weeks she asked me to join a few of them for an after work Friday drink.

After several pints some of us went off for a meal. During the meal the secretary (who had attended a funeral earlier) began weeping profusely and responded rather passionately to a sympathetic cuddle. She whispered to me that she didn't want to be alone tonight. So without further ado we settled the bill waved goodbye to the others and went back to mine.

We sprawled on the floor of the lounge and I went off to make some coffee and unearth my condom supply.

When I returned, the secretary was sparko and gently snoring in a rather sweet manner. I fetched a blanket and pillow and covered her up and went off to my bed alone.

The next day she apologised for falling asleep and after a rather late breakfast we went to my local and began an all day drinking session. At some point in the evening we wandered off to a restaurant. On the way back we began some serious snogging and intimate groping.

Once again we were on the floor of the lounge but this time I was pleasuring her orally and hoping that Mr Stiffy would wake up. The all day binge had caused me severe Brewer’s! Next morning we kissed and cuddled and began making the beast of two backs. After a few minutes of energetic humping I suddenly shot my load without warning! I apologised and said that I should be OK to give it another try after a little while.

The trouble was it wasn’t alright and in frustration (and my eternal shame & embarrassment) she stuffed my half-flaccid cock in her fanny and began grinding away until she came! Curses! Probably the best looking girl I had even got off with and I couldn't perform!!

Worse still she told a few of her friends at work and I was teased a few times!

I kind of got my own back when I copped off the secretary of another department a few months later and she told my boss's secretary what a good sex life we had.
( Vambo, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 11:46, Reply)