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I once picked up a shiela in seattle. I'd actually made a date with another women I'd met in my travels but she turned up with her boyfriend which put my nose out of joint. A woman at the bar started flirting with me, which quickly progressed into her whispering various things she wanted to do to me if I came home with her. Well between the bum steer from the other girl and this ones promises, I took her up on her offer. I remember flying through unknown suburbs at light speed in her pick up before stopping to ask me if I had money for beer (i didn't). Anyway it was the worst spearing the bearded clam I'd ever had, especially after her kinky promises. She just lay there like a stunned mullet, and I had to do all the work. It wasnt even the drink I reckon, she was just a dud root. My last memory was sneaking out in the dawns light with neighbourhood dogs barking at me and wondering where the fuck I was.
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 17:39, Reply)