America
I dated a lass on the internet for 2 years. I finally went to meet her and I spent the summer with her, but when I got there she was on her period but.. well, that wasn't going to stop me.

No no no, I didn't do THAT. I just put it in her bumhole instead. Despite horrid stories, it was actually really easy. Until I got back and my gay friend told me that for the first time use of lubricant is an absolute must. I suppose it was then that the whole being 2000 miles away bit dawned on me, and that she can't have been as faithful (or classy) as I was once lead to beleive..
(MunchMyBalloons, Wed 20 Jun 2007, 20:55, closed)