In Michaela Strachan.

( Flapjack the halls with boughs of holly Fala-lala-laa Lala La Laa, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:03, archived)

Who would you sex in there?

(IrateCorpse drifts in and out like an indecisive, warm fart., Wed 31 May 2006, 13:04, archived)

Pete Waterman & Terry Nutkins

( Godzuki an da ha'f blud-claat prince, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:06, archived)

Imagine the offspring of Terry Nutkins and Jeremy Beadle.
They could start a circus together.
(IrateCorpse drifts in and out like an indecisive, warm fart., Wed 31 May 2006, 13:09, archived)

Been there
done that.
( NobbyNobody, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:05, archived)

you were a groupie on The Really Wild Show
AICMFPenguins
( Godzuki an da ha'f blud-claat prince, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:07, archived)

does she ever steal animals from the show and hide them in there, up her self?

(glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMeel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:07, archived)

After I've been there
she can fit an entire ark.

Two of EVERY animal

/racial stereotype blog
( NobbyNobody, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:09, archived)

That would make for some interesting mythology

( Know ye not Woodside? should off gone to specsavers lol, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:11, archived)

*looks at you suspiciously*
*through narrowed eyes*
(Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:08, archived)

19 years ago after a night out on the town in Ipswich
took her back to my student flat.

She had a smelly fanny.
( NobbyNobody, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:11, archived)

before or after you jizzed in it?

( Godzuki an da ha'f blud-claat prince, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:14, archived)

Both
but it tasted better after.
( NobbyNobody, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:23, archived)

If it's true, I'm fucking jealous

( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 31 May 2006, 13:14, archived)